Brevity by Dan Thompson


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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, 5 months ago

    I’m surprised that anybody showed up at all ….

  2. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, 5 months ago

    I had an invitation, but I said to myself: "Why bother?

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    Apathy is the only thing I can get enthused about.

    I think.

  4. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago


  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    Apathetic people of the world, unite … and … er … ah, who cares?

  6. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, 5 months ago

    meeting was cancelled last thursday

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    I guess I’m late tonight but I just couldn’t be bothered…

  8. clucky

    clucky said, 5 months ago

    Are they doing this to the tune “Simple Simon” ??

  9. 1MadHat

    1MadHat said, 5 months ago

    There would be a lot of apathy around here
    except that nobody cares. 8^)

  10. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 5 months ago

    My college dorm once tired to hold a Society for the Apathetic meeting, but it was canceled due to lack of interest.
    (The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting was postponed indefinitely.)

  11. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 5 months ago

    I used to be apathetic. Now, I just don’t care.

  12. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

  13. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 5 months ago

    Frankly. my deah. I am apathetic.

  14. Ant Dude

    Ant Dude said, 5 months ago

    “I care not.” —Chicken

  15. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 5 months ago

    A quick little excerpt:
    There was once a boy named Pierre
    Who only would say,“I don’t care!”
    Read his story, my friend, for you’ll find
    At the end that a suitable
    Moral lies there

    One day his mother said
    When Pierre climbed out of bed
    “Good morning, darling boy, you are my only joy”
    Pierre said, “I don’t care!”

    “What would you like to eat?”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Some lovely cream of wheat?”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Don’t sit backwards on your chair”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Or pour syrup on your hair”
    “I don’t care!”

    “You are acting like a clown”
    “I don’t care!”
    “And we have to go to town”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Don’t you want to come, my dear?”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Would you rather stay right here?”
    “I don’t care!”
    So his mother left him there

    His father said, “Get off your head
    Or I will march you up to bed!”
    Pierre said, “I don’t care!”

    “I would think that you could see”
    “I don’t care!”
    “Your head is where your feet should be!”
    “I don’t care!”
    “If you keep standing upside down”
    “I don’t care!”
    “We’ll never ever get to town”
    “I don’t care!”

    “If only you would say, I care”
    “I don’t care!”
    “I’d let you fold the folding chair”
    “I don’t care!”
    So his parents left him there
    They didn’t take him anywhere

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