Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Susan

    He’s her main squeeze but orange you glad he has no appeal to you? I think that together they make a good pair.

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, 9 months ago

    No one compares to, him, that’s for sure…Especially not Cider Boy over there… I heard he was actually kicked off the football team because he was juicin’

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, 9 months ago

    Started hanging out with seedy characters….

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    He appeals to her core values.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    Wonder what the fruit of their union will be?

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    He’s lying. The statue is of Anita Bryant.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    They’ve had several dates…. I know she admires his zest…

    She told me he’s a real peach, and she’s bananas over him


    …but she’s obviously bad at picking boyfriends….
    he’s a rotten choice.


    Can’t she see that he’s lying under the tree?

  8. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 9 months ago

    You commenters certainly squeezed all the seedy puns out of this one.

  9. drose57

    drose57 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Go, Orange!

  10. SunflowerGirl100

    SunflowerGirl100 said, 9 months ago

    He wants to be the apple of her eye.

  11. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    …and then he joined the navy and learned to speak Mandarin before he was transferred to Valencia.

  12. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, 9 months ago

    Her, “Orange you something!”

  13. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    @hollie2009ad: If she has no problem with flushing her “career” down the toilet, neither do I. It was amusing.

  14. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 9 months ago

    Pelt that liar with rotten tomatoes or hand grenades (you know, pineapples!)

  15. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Funny how he didn’t mention getting suspended for juicing.

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