PULP FICTION
Orange: while I was at syracuse, I led the football team in rushing, was voted most handsome and they built a statue of me outside the physics building.
No one compares to, him, that’s for sure…Especially not Cider Boy over there… I heard he was actually kicked off the football team because he was juicin’
Varnes over 10 years ago
No one compares to, him, that’s for sure…Especially not Cider Boy over there… I heard he was actually kicked off the football team because he was juicin’
Varnes over 10 years ago
Started hanging out with seedy characters….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’ve had several dates…. I know she admires his zest…
She told me he’s a real peach, and she’s bananas over him
…but she’s obviously bad at picking boyfriends….he’s a rotten choice.
Can’t she see that he’s lying under the tree?
jmcx4 over 10 years ago
You commenters certainly squeezed all the seedy puns out of this one.
drose57 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Go, Orange!
SunflowerGirl100 over 10 years ago
He wants to be the apple of her eye.
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
…and then he joined the navy and learned to speak Mandarin before he was transferred to Valencia.
kaecispopX over 10 years ago
Her, “Orange you something!”
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
Pelt that liar with rotten tomatoes or hand grenades (you know, pineapples!)
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Funny how he didn’t mention getting suspended for juicing.
buick322 over 10 years ago
Sure, I remember him. He played in the Orange Bowl where they all look the same.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Later she went bananas over somebody else and split.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Next he’ll be telling her that he’s a Supreme. Oh, wait…