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A princess was walking in the castle’s garden one night. As she passed the fountain she heard “RRibbitt!… down here!”
She looked down and saw a frog dressed up as a minstrel, with a banjo slung over its back.
The princess picked the frog up and asked “Did you just speak?”
“Yes said the frog, I am prince who was dressed as a banjo playing minstrel at a ball, when an evil witch cast a frog spell on me because I had refused to join her in her plot for world dominiation. If you kiss me I’ll turn back into a prince and all my wealth shall be yours.”
The princess thought a bit, picked the frog up, threw away its costume and banjo, and was about to put him in her pocket. When the frog asked her “What are you doing!?”
The princess replied “Enchanted prince’s are a penny a dozen around here, but a talking frog is worth money.”
“But why did you throw away my costume and banjo?”
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Radish
said, 4 months ago
Stop playing Flatt.
Varnes said, 4 months ago
Seriously, there’s banjos to pick…Rip it boys….
Varnes said, 4 months ago
Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Bony fingers….Um, Earl, as in Scruggs?
Alexikakos said, 4 months ago
An obvious variation on an old joke.
A princess was walking in the castle’s garden one night. As she passed the fountain she heard “RRibbitt!… down here!”
She looked down and saw a frog dressed up as a minstrel, with a banjo slung over its back.
The princess picked the frog up and asked “Did you just speak?”
“Yes said the frog, I am prince who was dressed as a banjo playing minstrel at a ball, when an evil witch cast a frog spell on me because I had refused to join her in her plot for world dominiation. If you kiss me I’ll turn back into a prince and all my wealth shall be yours.”
The princess thought a bit, picked the frog up, threw away its costume and banjo, and was about to put him in her pocket. When the frog asked her “What are you doing!?”
The princess replied “Enchanted prince’s are a penny a dozen around here, but a talking frog is worth money.”
“But why did you throw away my costume and banjo?”
“What? Keep them and halve your value?”
Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago
The Ungrateful Dead?
Bailey said, 4 months ago
Those two pickers aren’t grinning.
win said, 4 months ago
Come and listen to the story of a man that’s dead…(apologies to the late Lester and Earl).
blackman2732 said, 4 months ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
More like dead serious
maybeinthenextworld said, 4 months ago
@Alexikakos
Aren’t you late for your firing squad?
lyle.frescatore said, 4 months ago
@Alexikakos
The comic and your joke are nothing alike.
ossiningaling said, 4 months ago
Who was the kid?
Godfreydaniel said, 4 months ago
At least they’re keeping active, instead of being bone idle……..