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Dec 8, 2016
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Puck:  And we're back in 3...2...1...
Lupin:  Welcome back! Let's jump into tonight's news.  The People are missing...Elvis?
Elvis:  Lupin, the People have been gone for two days.  I know because I have been keeping track on the couch.  Two.  Whole.  Days.  Elvis, could you back off camera two? I know you're angry, but-  I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
Puck:  Lupine, evidence points to the People's likely return.  One: Witnessed have quoted the Man said they'd "be right back".  Two: They left an unnecessary amount of food and water.
Elvis:  Lupin, I'm getting reports that someone pulled down all the curtains.
Puck:  Lupin, sources indicate we have enough food for 6 weeks.  But then I ate all the plants.
Lupin:  For cat's sake, will you two cool it?
Puck:  Can I interest you in a colander full of kibble?
Dec 10, 2016
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