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Jul 7, 2016
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Lupin: CN news' own Beatrix is live outside the owl's location! 
Elvis: Can't you go rescue her?! Isn't that what dogs do?! 
Puck: No no no no-
Dog: I'm worried too, but Beatrix is her own cat. I don't feel comfortable telling her what to do. 
Lupin: What'd he say?
Dog: Woof, a bunch of CONSERVATIVE CAT RHETORIC.
Beatrix: I tracked the owl through the woods, following his screeching. Also, I remembered how much he seemed to like that tree next to the barn. 
Owl: Screeeech! Screeeech! 
Beatrix: I'm going to climb this tree and get the scoop because WHO'S GOT FOUR LIMBS AND LOVES TO CLIMB?
Baba Mouse: Oh, no you don't. Come along, Miss STAR REPORTER.
Jul 14, 2016
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