Advertisement
May 7, 2015
Small bcn u 201703201232
Lupin: Reports of Slander are coming in from the living room. 
Lupin: Elvis, what have you heard?
Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily I don't come out from behind the couch when there's company. but viewers need to hear this. 
Visitor: Don't let the cats near the Baby! They'll steal his breath!
Puck: What? Why would we do that?
Lupin: Lady, don't flatter yourself. I have my own breath. 
Lupin: I breathe it all the time. 
Elvis: Oh, yeah, I'm totally going to steal the Baby's breath... RIGHT AFTER I CURSE THIS SPINDLE FOR HIM TO PRICK HIS FINGER ON.
Puck: Do I look like an old Siberian witch?
Elvis: BE RIGHT BACK, BUILDING A TOWER TO IMPRISON THE BABY.
Woman: Um, thanks, but ah, I think that's just an old wives tale....
Puck: CN news, Ma'am... Do I look like I live in a gingerbread house in the woods?
Elvis: WHY WOULD I EVEN GO NEAR THE BABY
May 14, 2015
Small bcn u 201703201232

More From Breaking Cat News

Advertisement