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Lupin: One of our reporters was beaten up by a skunk. Here's Puck with the brave report. 
Puck: Thanks, Lupin --
Elvis: Get out of here!
Elvis: I didn't get beat up, it just sprayed me with its butt.
Puck: What do you say to claims that you shouldn't have even been on the back porch since we're not allowed on the back porch?
Puck: Because of skunks
Elvis: I say rules are meant to be broken.
Puck: Yeah, but now you're sitting in a tub of tomato soup -- 
Elvis: Tomato juice
Puck: No one even knows the difference.
Lupin: Lupin here with an eye witness to the beating who claims to know the skunk!
Tommy: Louie? Yeah, I know Louie! Louie's great if you don't startle him!
Louie: Hey, I get startled!
Man: Bath time, you big goofball!
Mar 16, 2015
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