Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers

Bound and Gagged

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe a brain surgeon would have an easier time of it.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    I know a computer wiz who can’t spell worth
    a darn.

  3. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    To me, “rocket science” involves working on an Oldsmobile “Rocket” V-8 engine. ;-)

  4. Paul Rozeboom

    Paul Rozeboom GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    One spells “worth” w-o-r-t-h, not “a darn”

  5. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 1 year ago

    Is he the one responsible for all of Wile E.’s mishaps?

  6. whmIII

    whmIII said, over 1 year ago

    Wile E. could assemble it…

  7. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, over 1 year ago

    Odd, I never had any problems assembling anything…or programming a VCR, lol…. :D

  8. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, over 1 year ago

    We had a senior friend who’s son (a lawyer) and his firm’s partner tried to assemble her new artificial Christmas Tree. Each of the branch levels were colour coded, but apparently that was too easy for them and they complete disregarded those markings.

    By the time they were done, the tree more resembled a bush and she hated it. My wife and I went over and looked at it before it came up out of storage for the next year.

    We pulled the whole thing apart, fluffed up the branches, and reassembled the tree. The mother of the lawyer said “It looks like a completely different tree!”

    She asked how we did it when two lawyers could not.

    I declared “We’re programmers. We know assembly!” :)

  9. whmIII

    whmIII said, over 1 year ago

    @WebSpider

    Lawyers have a hard time assembling their own thoughts, let alone a Christmas tree…

  10. davefoster

    davefoster said, over 1 year ago

    Ah yes! And what’s this leftover piece for?

  11. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    That leftover piece? Well, I glued a sponge to one end and used it wash my back in the shower!

  12. denis1112

    denis1112 said, over 1 year ago

    Nasa rocket scientists are unemployed

  13. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, over 1 year ago

    “Huston, we have a problem”
    He should just give it to the little girl. She could have it put together in less than 15 minutes.

  14. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 1 year ago

    My new favorite phrase, “it’s not baby carriage science.”

  15. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, over 1 year ago

    One problem is that instructions on how to put things together are so badly translated from the original Chinese that if you translated them BACK into Chinese, the people at the factories probably couldn’t put them together by following the now-mangled instructions!

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