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  1. chrwest

    chrwest said, 6 months ago

    If only anxiety was librarian. Wait until past college marriage and kids. Oh there’s the mortgage. Have fun

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    119 weeks overdue: it’s the executioner’s block for you, dear Binkley! Librarians don’t put up with scoff-laws! They’ll send Library Ninjas to apprehend you if need be [see Jacob Two-Two for reference.]

  3. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 6 months ago

    heard on the news, that someone finally returned that overdue library book. after 40 years…with the ebooks, there wouldn’t be anymore overdue notices.

  4. tmt

    tmt said, 6 months ago

    As a librarian myself, I do envy her axe-throwing ability. Also, “thwonk” is a really neat sound effect!

  5. skeeterhawk

    skeeterhawk said, 6 months ago

    I’d like to see the sound effect for the reverberating handle.
    Hmm. This was produced before the system reached most places, but Binkley might want to dial that number of weeks overdue backwards.

  6. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @skeeterhawk

    Maybe “Plubadababda”??
    Trying to channel Don Martin…

  7. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, 6 months ago

    Surprised she missed….

  8. Sir Osis of Liver

    Sir Osis of Liver said, 6 months ago

    All of a sudden, giant purple snorklewackers don’t seem so scary anymore…

  9. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 6 months ago

    She must be in league with Mr. Bookman (the library cop from Seinfeld).

  10. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, 6 months ago

    …off with his head…

  11. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 6 months ago

    @Vonne Anton

    She didn’t. That was a warning shot.

  12. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 6 months ago

    @George Tirebiter

    Porgie Tirebiter…. he’s a spy and a girl exciter….
    Porgie Tirebiter…. he’s a student like you… (Likeme?)…..he’s a student like you….
    (Firesign Theatre)

  13. Steve K

    Steve K said, 6 months ago

    The best.

  14. JiminNYC

    JiminNYC said, 6 months ago

    This one was good, but even better was one I saw in library school. A kid is tied to a chair, a gag stuffed in his mouth, while Mrs. McGreevy is on the phone: “It’s very simple, Mrs. Miller. You have our book. We have your son.”

  15. Mitchtheone

    Mitchtheone said, 6 months ago

    Yes when Librarians go postal… 119 weeks, Binkley, you poor, poor, fool you.

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