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1. 

   Saskfan said, 3 months ago

   Stop clowning around, Wink.
   
   

   To tired to come up with a menu… Sorry. G’night all.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   I’ve had enough. Waste him, Wink.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   Good EARLY Morning, Tribe!

   Da Eats
   Eggs, made to order or egg beaters
   Sausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)
   Huevos Rancheros
   pan fried potatoes, hash browns
   grits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!
   Bushs baked beans & vegetarian beans
   toast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jellies
   assorted kolaches
   fresh fruit
   Pop Tarts
   KFC or Popeyes fried chicken
   Mrs. Ladywolfs Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuit
   Blues Brothers special: Jakes 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwoods dry white toast
   Shrimp Diane
   Shrimp Creole
   French Canadian Meat Pie (with very hot sauce for beef optional)
   Kittys Breakfast platter (limited to Kitty only)
   Beverages
   Doc Toons WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)
   Alains Starbrights Divine CocoMocha
   assorted juices & teas
   assorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!
   selected premium beers
   Bloody Mary or Caesar
   Sweets
   Monsieur Felix & Mr. Norton Cookies (The best cookie you have ever had):
   Vanilla White Chocolate, Menage a Trois, Pralines & Cream, Ebony & Ivory, Milk Chocolate Chunk, Caramelt, Oatmeal & Raisin, Double Chocolate Chunk, Dark Chocolate Chunk, Amaretto
   Selected ice creams & ice cream floats!
   New York Style Cheesecake
   Root beer, PEPSI & other floats
   Anything and everything Chocolate for Ooops! and other chocoholics
   Eat Hearty, Tribe!
4. 

   Knightman said, 3 months ago

   Good Morning TRIBE! Clown balloon hands. Ewee!
5. 

   Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

   Good Morning tribe!
   

   
   So, is he saying the proper way to treat a clown is to bend and twist its’ body in unnatural, yet funny, shapes?
   

   
   Works for me

   Here Stucco….
6. 

   Sojo said, 3 months ago

   ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪
   

   
   I’ll have a French Canadian Meat Pie and DWFNC, thanks Grog.
   

   
   How can I help spread the epidemic?
   

   
   Doc – LOL
7. 

   bmonk said, 3 months ago

   Good Morning! (Sojo, you too of course)

   ++++

   I was going to post about how abusing clowns is not the answer; we need to go to full elimination.

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   But on reflection, I think that is too harsh. We need to employ clowns in a program to desensitize people with coulrophobia so that they can respond in healthier ways. Such as counter-spritzing (with a fire hose?) when you sniff their lapel flowers. Or simply bringing a long hat-pin to disarm balloon animals.

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   Still thinking about how to remove that face paint, permanently.
8. 

   Sojo said, 3 months ago

   bmonk – It wouldn’t be too harsh if we were talking about mimes.
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   bmonk said, 3 months ago

   @Sojo

   They do say that a mime is a terrible thing to waste. You should waste as many as possible, not just one at a time.
10. 

    Sojo said, 3 months ago

    bmonk – LOL!!!
11. 

    kaecispop said, 3 months ago

    Hey, Wink. You have a fresh clown to punch.
12. 

    Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

    Okay………………..first off, I don’t like clowns. Secondly, I don’t like mimes…………….now……………….they have to introduce BALLOON ANIMALS!!!! I cringe at that noise it makes!!!!!!!
    UGH!!!!
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    Montana Lady said, 3 months ago

    Now that I got that out of my system,…….Good Morning, Everyone.
    I’ll mosey on up to Grog’s breakfast buffet, and try one of his French Canadian Meat Pies. Sounds good.
    

    
    Good day, everyone. Sunshine galore right now. We got about an inch of very wet snow yesterday. Most is melted already because it’s 39 out there right now.
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    I must be the only one in this pack of Tribelings that likes clowns and mimes. But then, thinly disguised by a veneer of personal objectivity, subjectivity and rigor, I have the wacky heart of a total screwball.
    
    Deliberate Violation of The Rules for the Sake of Humor: If I had to be other than what I am, arguably I’d have to be a devotee of Daffy Duck, the Egyptian God of Frustration. (BABYLON 5 referent)
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    Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    And yet if I could put words into Wink’s mouth, I’d use the line from Raiders Of the Lost Ark. “Shoot zem. Shoot zem both.”
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