B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. RadarRecon

    RadarRecon said, 3 months ago

    Don’t try surfing on an air mattress when the tide is going out.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    I’m not sure that sunburn counts as second degree burns.

  3. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 3 months ago

    No sunburn is only medium rare, 2nd degree is well done.

  4. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, 3 months ago

    Second degree, assuming it is correct, means he blistered and that is much more than an ordinary sunburn.

  5. Dave Johnston

    Dave Johnston said, 3 months ago

    I did that ONCE. It looked like it was snowing every time I took my shirt off for a week.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    It does. One time I went to the coast, which actually had a sunny day. I put sunscreen on everywhere except my feet. I’d originally planned to wear shoes, but ended up taking them off in the sand.
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    the skin from the resulting burns puffed up about 3/4 of an inch and wept yellow garbage. Took some time to heal up.

  7. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, 3 months ago

    Reminds me of my youth and those days at the beach … in good ole So. Cal…Ah, what wonderful memories…

  8. bluskies

    bluskies said, 3 months ago

    Remember all those golden girls you met at the beach? THEY LIVED THERE. You can’t get a decent tan in a week. They worked at it for a good, long while; and for your thoughts, you will burn.

  9. Observer fo Irony

    Observer fo Irony said, 3 months ago

    His front is what I would call a moon glow tan.

  10. nosirrom

    nosirrom said, 3 months ago

    @Observer fo Irony

    Be wary at night – moon burn can strike.

  11. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    @bluskies

    Ew, and they’re all leathery skinned with melanoma now. No appeal there.

  12. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 3 months ago

    One year my husband and I volunteered to work at the local NASCAR track, in customer services. I stood by a bench and when someone needed a ride to the gate (the parking lot is HUGE) due to crutches or something, I would radio for a golf cart. My husband manned one of the carts. Anyway, we were there before sunrise. I stood at my post with my back to the sunrise. By the time the race started (and we had to reverse the procedure), the backs of my legs were so badly burned…but the fronts were their usual fish-belly white. I had to work the next day, and putting nylons on just about killed me; my boss took pity on me and sent me home.

  13. Pratyeka

    Pratyeka said, 3 months ago

    The Sun has been shining for billions of years and stupid humans still don’t know it will burn their skin… pathetic…

  14. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    @Thirdguy

    Can get big water blisters from sunburn.

  15. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    Three statisticians went on safari.
    A lion charged them.
    The first statistician threw up his gun, fired, hit three feet to the right.
    The second statistician threw up his gun, fired, hit three feet to the left.
    The third statistician said, “Well, I guess we got him.”

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