B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ‘Quick, where can I find a vacuum cleaner shop?’
    (Carved on his tombstone)

  2. Flashold

    Flashold said, over 2 years ago

    If you buy her an iron, be sure to get the ironing board too. (You can use the board for protection.)

  3. Flashold

    Flashold said, over 2 years ago

    Is Valentine day painted red on the Aztec calendar?

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 2 years ago

    Setting a new record for the 100 meter grovel

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    It’s okay
    My wife got me a valentine

  6. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 2 years ago

    @Flashold

    The only thing red was all the blood on the floor in Chicago in 1929…

  7. tygrkhat40

    tygrkhat40 said, over 2 years ago

    He’s got to get one for the Cute Chick so she’ll keep speaking to him. And he’s got to get one for the Fat Broad so she doesn’t beat the crap out of him.

  8. dflak

    dflak said, over 2 years ago

    I read a trivial fact that on the Korean Calendar the 14th of each month is devoted to romance. They have a hug day, kiss day and 10 others.

  9. Meh~tdology

    Meh~tdology said, over 2 years ago

    Happy Have-Your-Ex-Lover-Executed Day!

    (How re-assuring for the current one.)

  10. AmyGrantfan51774

    AmyGrantfan51774 said, over 2 years ago

    @Vegas Viper

    yes the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre they thought Al Capone masterminded it but Al had an alibi he was in Florida when it happened

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