B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart


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  1. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    I bet it’s cheaper than your upcoming funeral.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, snap!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Arsenic would be cheaper.

  4. Randywriter

    Randywriter said, over 3 years ago

    Not getting married is cheaper still. Who needs the hassle?

  5. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 3 years ago

    The only time my father got REALLY angry at my mother was when they were kidding around and she jokingly said that she wanted a divorce. My father stopped kidding on the spot and said that divorce was one thing that he would NOT joke about. This year they’ll be celebrating their 63rd anniversary…and they still hold hands. My parents have a love story for the ages.

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    Today happens to be my mom’s 84th birthday, even though she still passes for less than 60 (no plastic surgery!).
    I’ve joked for years that due to her no-nonsense attitude and her incorruptibility, her political opponents made her birthday the international distress signal.
    When they see her coming, they yell, “Mayday!”
    She loves that joke.

  7. Bill

    Bill said, over 3 years ago

    My divorce cost me $380,000. I now just rent honest women.

  8. Mary Moore

    Mary Moore said, over 3 years ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    I envy them, K.C.!

  9. stomps

    stomps said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t marry for money. Divorce for money…

  10. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago


    When you marry for money, you earn every penny.

  11. lightenup

    lightenup said, over 3 years ago


    Actually, married people earn more money for similar jobs and pay less taxes. Good try though.

  12. horalka921

    horalka921 said, over 3 years ago

    my mom got married for the third time at 86, she said there is still hope for me yet-thanks mom!

  13. StuartAaron

    StuartAaron said, over 3 years ago

    You know why divorce is usually expensive? Because its worth it!

  14. dennis17

    dennis17 said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t know how old it is, but Lewis Grizzard used to do it, and it was convincing because he had four wives. As I have posted elsewhere, Lewis’s problem was that he wanted a woman who looked like a supermodel and made biscuits like his momma. And that just doesn’t happen.

  15. Tsali Queyi

    Tsali Queyi said, over 3 years ago

    My divorce cost my ex wife everything: the house, car savings—everything. Judges don’t like women who don’t even want the kids. I got custudy of my 3 and 5 year old daughters and she was ordered to pay child support (she didn’t). They are grown now and still love me!

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