B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted for drinkin’ these here beers!!”

    “Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said, “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”

    “What for?” asked Bubba.

    “Just let me do the talkin’, O.K.?” said Earl.

    Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?”

    “No, sir,” said Earl, “we’re on the patch.”

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    It’s more fun using a 4.5" scope to cut through a piece of wood.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 2 years ago

    My siblings hated the fact that I was an only child.

  4. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 2 years ago

    @edclectic

    I think I see the problem!

  5. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 2 years ago

    Oh, I catch on…“an only sun”.

  6. Kris1964

    Kris1964 said, over 2 years ago

    The sun revolved around him.

  7. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, over 2 years ago

    too esoteric …

  8. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @edclectic

    “My siblings hated the fact that I was an only child.”
    ……………………………………………………….
    .
    You cracked me up with that one!

  9. metagalaxy1970

    metagalaxy1970 said, over 2 years ago

    I work with someone that isn’t an only child, but the youngest. And when she wants something, she WHINES. “I want one”. Give me a break! And she’s older than I am! If I even tried that, I would get told to “grow up”.

  10. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    @Josh Lyons

    Oh, I catch on…“an only sun”.
    -———————-
    Or, he’s the “sol” survivor!

  11. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 2 years ago

    I hope this doesn’t put ideas in heads to burn ants that aren’t bothering anyone.

  12. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 2 years ago

    The other way the saying goes there would be a bright beam of light originating from his…er, backside.

  13. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, over 2 years ago

    Yes. It is all about me.

  14. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    My brother was an only child…..

  15. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    Never trust a naked bus driver…….

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