B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart


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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    A judge was interviewing a blonde regarding her pending divorce. The questioning went like this.
    J(udge). “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
    B(londe). “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.
    J.”No. I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
    B. “It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.
    J.”I mean, what are your relations like?"
    B. “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
    J. “Do you have a real grudge?”
    B.“No. We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
    J. “Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
    B. “Yes, both my son and daughter have ipods. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is ‘yes’.”
    J. ”Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
    B. “Yes, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
    J. “Ma’am, why do you want a divorce?”
    B. “Oh, I don’t want a divorce. I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.”

  2. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 3 years ago

    Whaddever. Lrn 2 txt, fssl. (Damn! That hurt just to type!)

  3. chithing

    chithing GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Sort of like these comments…

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    I’m a neanderthal that uses a PC and a full-size keyboard…

  5. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 said, over 3 years ago

    He looks way too young to have a cell phone.

  6. frightenup

    frightenup said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, he’ll communicate when he wants money or keys to the car (which of course is a Beetle).

  7. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, over 3 years ago

    Not like the old days, They do math in school with calculators … I watched ’ Forever Young ’ the other day. kids in their 20’s thought Lincon was the first president and ww2 was before the civil war,, ????

  8. dflak

    dflak said, over 3 years ago


    Me too, but Microsoft has determined that we’ll have to give that up.

  9. Mary Moore

    Mary Moore said, over 3 years ago


    Good one!

  10. frrykid

    frrykid GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    I know of a coworker that ended up getting a cell phone in order to text her kids. They wouldn’t answer the phone, but they would respond to the text messages.

  11. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, over 3 years ago


    Your way is the proper way. My fingers are too big, I am too clumsy to comfortably text. (Plus the 140 character limit is too restrictive.)

  12. 1MadHat

    1MadHat GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Congratulations from a 60+ year old. But I fear you’re in a minority, and not just in your age group….. 8^(

  13. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, over 3 years ago


    Me, too!!!!! Arthritis hasn’t bothered my thumbs yet, & I refuse to allow them to join the rest of the hands in pain!!!!!

  14. Lamberger

    Lamberger said, over 3 years ago


    their new theme for the pc is: “can’t touch that!”


    I LOVE LOUIE MORE said, over 3 years ago

    Wait until he hits puberty. Then she’ll be glad he’s texting instead of grunting and scowling.

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