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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   Give him DWFNC and see what evolves.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   Caffeine-powered…
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   The Nihilist said, 5 months ago

   Everyone needs their daily infusion of the real vitamin C
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   Tin Can Twidget said, 5 months ago

   A bird after my own heart.
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   bluskies said, 5 months ago

   And shortly after that, son, is where white turtles came from.
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   Rodney said, 5 months ago

   Just gimme the coffee and back away slowly…
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   cdward said, 5 months ago

   Requiring coffee in the morning simply proves that he has already evolved to a high degree.
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   The 23rd Cup
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   Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
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   It maketh me to wake up in green pastures.
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   It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
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   It restoreth my buzz.
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   It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
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   Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I’ll fear no Equal for thou art with me.
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   Thy cream and thy flavorings they comfort me.
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   Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez.
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   Thou anointest my days with vigor; my mug runneth over.
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   Surely flavor and aroma shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.
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   Amen!
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   differentboat said, 5 months ago

   I’m a guy for the birds.
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    K.C. Fahel said, 5 months ago

    If man evolved from apes…why are there still apes? :)
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    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 5 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    At least there’ll be a beacon on top of that shell.
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    scoots4 said, 5 months ago

    Coffee?? Oh, please!??
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    Thomas Scott Roberts said, 5 months ago

    Modern birds? Evolved from which dinosaurs- the ones that appear regularly in the strip? BC really can’t make up its mind what time period it’s set in, can it?
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    Rx71Wm29 said, 5 months ago

    “If man evolved from apes…why are there still apes?”
    #
    Man is NOT evolved from apes! Both apes and man evolved from a common ancestor, so one should expect representatives of both progeny to remain on exhibit
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    fritzoid said, 5 months ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    “If man evolved from apes…why are there still apes? :)”
    

    
    If my grandparents came to America from Germany…why are there still Germans? :-)
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