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   simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

   “The lottery is the one ray of hope in my otherwise unbearable life”-Homer Simpson.
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   Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

   My scratch tickets read: Lose Up To Ten Times.
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   win said, 9 months ago

   I don’t gamble but I gambol.
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   afficionado said, 9 months ago

   @win
   never gambled, can’t gambol(unless you have a hidden meaning for gambol)
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   Agent54 said, 9 months ago

   Anyone who drives a car gambles. With their lives and their money.
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   gmartin997 said, 9 months ago

   That’s like betting a guy you can tell him the score in a game before it starts — nothing, nothing. It’s all a play on words.
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   win said, 9 months ago

   @afficionado

   aw, c’mon…anyone can frolic!
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   win said, 9 months ago

   My father was a gambler and an alcoholic, but he was also very vain. So one day, he gave up his vices to save up enough money for a hair transplant. Two days after the transplant was complete, he got drunk and — on a $20 bet — shaved his head. So, I owe him $20 bucks. – Margaret Smith
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   afficionado said, 9 months ago

   @Agent54
   I am still waiting for renewal of my licence for 2 months so I can’t gamble
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    stomps said, 9 months ago

    You can’t lose if you don’t play…
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    Mowog said, 9 months ago

    The lottery is a special tax for those not good at maths.
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    The Life I Draw Upon said, 9 months ago

    Our state lottery is for the schools. We are teaching our kids to gamble.
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    Vegas Viper said, 9 months ago

    Guess if I gamble or not.
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    Dewed said, 9 months ago

    Bet you can’t
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    shunting said, 9 months ago

    Didn’t BC run this gag before?
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