Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. JusSayin

    JusSayin GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Or Don Henley. Or anyone with hair.

  2. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, about 1 year ago

    Are you sure your role model wasn’t actually Charlie Brown?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Lose the beard and you’re almost there.

  4. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, about 1 year ago

    @SavannahJack

    Sting admitted later that the “tantric sex” thing was a joke pulling someone’s leg. He said that his “six hours of sex” actually included three hours of begging, dinner and a movie.

  5. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Remember when he did the round the world concert thing; playing on different continents?

  6. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, about 1 year ago

    Actual Country-Western song titles:
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    “I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”
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    “If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?”
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    “My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”
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    “My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him”
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    “She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft”
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    “She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger”
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    “She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart”
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    “When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In”
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    “You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat”
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    “I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here”
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    “She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without”
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    “She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye”
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    “You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log”
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    “I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me”
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    “I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal”

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I’m still waiting for Mr. Collins to apologize for “Sussudio”.

  8. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    Great song. Weird title.

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Blackwolff9

    It’s also been stuck in my head for TWO DECADES.

  10. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    That beats having “Hey Ya” stuck in my head for a year!

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