Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 10 months ago

    Bet she bakes it cookies. . ..

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 10 months ago

    Mmmm – nice cardie . . .

  3. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Oh Oh – A crazy Cunuck

  4. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    And it calls her Al.

  5. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 10 months ago

    @Ryan (Say what now?!)

    No, just a normal one.
    (I am joking, Canadians, seriously)

  6. pcolli

    pcolli said, 10 months ago


    I don’t know; there were some pretty strange people in Vancouver when I was there last month.

  7. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Uh,I just remembered I left something in the microwave…and I have a report due…and my, is it 11 am already? Gotta get back to work.

  8. carrman510

    carrman510 said, 10 months ago

    I don’t recall being resentful of California, just of the Californians who relocated here.

  9. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, 10 months ago

    Canada – America’s attic.

  10. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 10 months ago

    I think most people talk to objects a lot more than they think (c’mon, boot up already, start, you stupid lawnmower, just one more bag Mr. Garbagecan, you can do it,) things along those lines. At least Ms. Sybil, I mean Allison admits it.

  11. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 10 months ago


    I just read that Sybil was a fraud. Oh well, I think “Sybil” is Sally Fields’ best work.

  12. Sherif (snatchin kisses) MunkyBluz

    Sherif (snatchin kisses) MunkyBluz said, 10 months ago

    Your next family vacation destination..!!!

    The Darigold Dairy Fair manufactures cheese, (150 million pounds of cheese annually) but is mostly noted for its colorful facade and circus-like decorations, which include a pair of cows swinging on a flying trapeze.

  13. ViscountNiklos

    ViscountNiklos said, 10 months ago

    Huh! Astronaut Bonnie J. Dunbar. Cool!

  14. eb110americana

    eb110americana said, 10 months ago

    Yep, it’s on all their license plates.
    “Canada: A whole country’s worth of Oregon.”

  15. sdjamieson

    sdjamieson said, 10 months ago

    Oregonians don’t resent California. We’re too busy being vastly more creative.

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