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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Ethel’s bid for attention misses the mark.
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   @Linguist

   Exellent!
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   briatollah said, 5 months ago

   Pull the suction cups off the arrows and stick them in a pencil sharpener.
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   I still find it refreshing not seeing two tone hair on these BS ladies! Perhaps if Ethel were to bake Doyle some snickerdoodles, he’d pay a bit of attention?
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   Radish said, 5 months ago

   Lucky for him she’s a bad shot.
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   anniebodyhome said, 5 months ago

   You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
   (OK maybe his eye!)
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   Essex60 said, 5 months ago

   When Ethel was young, Walter held the bow…..
   and missed, and to this day Ethel’s left eye twitches.
   Now it’s her turn to get even

   
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Apropos of almost nothing… I leave you all, this morning, with this:
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

   I shot an Arrow into the air
   It fell to earth I know not where,
   For so swiftly it flew, the sight
   Could not follow it in its flight.

   I breath’d a Song into the air
   It fell to earth, I know not where.
   For who has sight so keen and strong
   That it can follow the flight of a song?

   Long, long afterward in an oak
   I found the Arrow still unbroke;
   And the Song from beginning to end
   I found again in the heart of a friend.
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   Ling
   :)
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    Linguist said, 5 months ago

    Headed to the Tiki for a nightcap, should anyone care to join me. I probably won’t be commenting till around 9am (est) or so, but feel free to raise a glass, flagon, or goblet with me till then,
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    Essex60 said, 5 months ago

    Ethel should check with X_Tech Weapons Industries and Dairy Products. I hear they have a rotating arrow dispenser “gatling gun” device with optional laser sights. I believe it is distributed only by Mona’s Midnight Massage and Hardware Emporium.

    
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    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    Ok, everybody…. whew… hope some of you are still here….
    
    Busy evening…. but I would still have been a little earlier than this had I not stopped to get these…

    
    

    
    
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    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    I knew it would happen, you see…. so when I went home this morning I made two more.

    
    I wasn’t going to write anything, but I had leftover decorating frosting…

    
    Not a very brilliant inscription, either…. but I was tired…

    
    C’mon, Bev…. dig in!
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    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    Cheers, Linguist…. you’re quiet tonight… deep thoughts?

    
    Essex…. you here?
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    Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

    I think she’s just trying to apply suction to the wound.
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