I have the flu. Be back shortly. Unless by some freak of nature it turns out to be the Bella Bori virus that nobody knows about until I pass away slowly and in agony and which after years of research they decide it wasn’t the Bella Bori virus at all. Just bad lunch meat. After which they will never know about the Bella Bori virus and my death will have been for naught. But if I live…save me a Snickerdoodle.