1. Top panel: Lady looks buff because she is an East German clone of Martina Navratilova. Bottom panel: Lady looks buff because she didn’t used to be a lady (if you know what I mean).
2. Top: ’57 Studebaker parked in front of Western Motel is fake (It’s Hopper’s version of a trick question – ’57 Studebakers didn’t come in green). Bottom: Highly anticipated bottom half of Ole Scalawag’s always hilarious ’57 Studebaker weekly bit is CANCELLED! (he’s pouting b/c Dennis (and some NObody) tried to steal his schtick).
3. Top: Luggage tag reads, “If found please return to Leipzig Day Spa & GDR Olympic Training Center.” Bottom: Luggage tag reads, “Meine Freundin went to the 1956 Melbourne Olympics and all I got was ein lausiger Gepäckanhänger.”
4. Top: “Lamp” is leftover miniature prop from H.G. Welles War of the Worlds that cheapskate producers of C&C picked up at Paramount yard sale. Bottom: “Lamp” is early low tech forerunner to Facebook personal information gathering device used to secretly funnel individual voter dossiers to Richard Nixon’s 1960 presidential campaign organization.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who’s allergic to robins, MontanaLady, who knows an EWWWWWWWW! when she sees it; SusanSunshine, the punny punning punster of E. Punnytown; and StelBel, who would never waste a $100 bill on a cigar, would understand.
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I’m SOMEbody Now(!)
“1st Saturday of Spring Non Solution Special”
1. Top panel: Lady looks buff because she is an East German clone of Martina Navratilova. Bottom panel: Lady looks buff because she didn’t used to be a lady (if you know what I mean).
2. Top: ’57 Studebaker parked in front of Western Motel is fake (It’s Hopper’s version of a trick question – ’57 Studebakers didn’t come in green). Bottom: Highly anticipated bottom half of Ole Scalawag’s always hilarious ’57 Studebaker weekly bit is CANCELLED! (he’s pouting b/c Dennis (and some NObody) tried to steal his schtick).
3. Top: Luggage tag reads, “If found please return to Leipzig Day Spa & GDR Olympic Training Center.” Bottom: Luggage tag reads, “Meine Freundin went to the 1956 Melbourne Olympics and all I got was ein lausiger Gepäckanhänger.”
4. Top: “Lamp” is leftover miniature prop from H.G. Welles War of the Worlds that cheapskate producers of C&C picked up at Paramount yard sale. Bottom: “Lamp” is early low tech forerunner to Facebook personal information gathering device used to secretly funnel individual voter dossiers to Richard Nixon’s 1960 presidential campaign organization.
5. Top: Highway visible thru window is Route 66, Tʜᴇ Mᴀɪɴ Sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ᴏғ Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ. Bottom: Highway is Route 202, Tʜᴇ Mᴀɪɴ Sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ᴏғ Bᴇʟᴄʜᴇʀᴛᴏᴡɴ.
6-9. Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who’s allergic to robins, MontanaLady, who knows an EWWWWWWWW! when she sees it; SusanSunshine, the punny punning punster of E. Punnytown; and StelBel, who would never waste a $100 bill on a cigar, would understand.