Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

Andy Capp

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Have you not heard of the Golden Rule?’
    “Of course … do unto others before they do it to you.’

  2. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    It was a sad when “elbow grease” was taken as a brand name.

  3. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    “I thought he was going to hit me, so I hit him back, first.”

  4. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 1 year ago

    @beviek
    There was this 8yr old kid in church with his parents and the priest was pontificating how God took a rib from Adam and made him a wife
    After a heavy meal he woke up crying
    when asked why ,he said,
    My tummy hurts and I don’t want a wife
    what a gas:o)
    on a serious note we heard that Reno is out of intensive care

  5. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Three
    Starlet
    We have have a Maltese proverb
    He who sleeps catches no fish
    Well I can’t see you going fishing :o)
    Do we have to add sleeping beauty to your other titles?

  6. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    Turning it over to you!

  7. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    Lamp Oil, Loaves, Fishes, Apples, Bones, Boomerangs . . . .all complix Man in an equilibrium of zen, Math and love: giving/releasing yet not losing.. . . . . like opposites attracting, when like attracts like and Feathers flock. or verse vice. Which isn’t It? Hopefully neither.

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder if Empathy is any good for muscle spasms?

    Thanks for your advice, Beviek. I’ll give it a try tonight. Yes – I did it ar work.

    “A slightly dislocated rib?” Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!

  9. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 1 year ago

    @chalkie j
    Can’t make head or tails of what you mean

  10. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    MAGE-ic. Paradox.

  11. Wet & Soggy

    Wet & Soggy GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Well I know nothing about paradoxes but I do know that I am bamfoozeled about winter, Is it ever over? I do wonder. Especially since I am looking at another foot of fluffy white snow. Ok, so it is only 11. 8 inches, thats close enough. Bev, I thought Chicago would be better, but it isnt. Oh well, I am gonna go see that kid no matter what! He needs my arms holding him, as much as my arms need to hold him. At least I hope so..lol..ok, so much for a bathroom and check email run. Night all, sleep tight and keep those bedbugs off of ya!

  12. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 1 year ago

    Empathy would help in not getting bruised.


    Six, I got twelve breaks in eight ribs once from a lack of empathy. I stood up when I was supposed to shut up. Ouch.

  13. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    Next time i’ll “do” that in a parable like you did. Interim:
    I understand where Adam’s extra apple came from but obviously some snafu in the bone Accounting dept. Problems with both debits and credits; also the balance sheet doesn’t. Frozen assets might be culpable.

  14. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, over 1 year ago

    @Wet & Soggy

    It was 82f here on Thurs

  15. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, over 1 year ago

    Empathy, no… stupidity, yes!

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