Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

Andy Capp

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    He’s a heavy load to lift !

  2. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I like this one !

  3. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    Jack’s back is out from all the years of throwing Andy out !

  4. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    Jack’s Back’s from Wheelin’ around . . . He’d do it again.

  5. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    @Chalkie  j   

    I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
    And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
    But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas
    But it’s all right. I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash
    It’s a gas! Gas! Gas

    I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
    I was schooled with a strap right across my back
    But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas
    But it’s all right, I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash
    It’s a gas! Gas! Gas

  6. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    Beggar replying in Aftermath to Linguist’s Banquet:
    Guess i couldn’t buy a thrill there. No countdown to ecstasy.

  7. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s last call for me. Talk to y’all later Cappers. I’m of to the Land of Nod. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !

  8. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    . . . . guess a Sailing Stone might get a R.S.M. Joke, as well . . .looking sideways.

  9. afficionado

    afficionado said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Three
    Starlet
    Typical
    Since my friend was going to fix my well yesterday
    IT RAINED

  10. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    @pcolli.

    The one and only time I cycled through a red light (the lights weren’t sensitive to bikes so only changed for automobiles) was in January 2009. Typically a copper was parked nearby and pulled me over. Eventhough it was 4 o’clock in the morning, dark with nothing else on the road, he insisted on ranting and raving and telling me I should be ashamed of myself. He then became an infuriating stuck record.

    When l looked into the passenger side, I realised he was trying to impress a very attractive W.P.C. He eventually drove off and I still had 11 miles in front of me as l was going to work. It must have been an omen as later that day Patrick McGoohan passed away. It was not a good day.

    The following day l intentionally tested the lights and sat for 5 minutes, waiting for the lights to change. Once again it was dark with no other traffic on the road, since it was 4 o’clock inthe morning. Where was that f@c#ing copper now? Eventually l gave up and continued my journey.

    But l made sure l had the last laugh!

    I wrote a letter to my local paper, relating the whole story and it was voted ‘Letter Of Week’. The prize was a pen worth £40 and l took great pleasure in photocopying the article and sending it to my local constabulary!

    o

  11. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    Sounds par for the course. Too much power over innocent people and not enough power over criminals.

  12. afficionado

    afficionado said, almost 2 years ago

    @Number Three
    Hooray
    My friend has just finished fixing my well
    Hope it does not rain for a couple of days
    Keep your fingers crossed for me :o)
    Not liiterally or else you’ll get cramps

  13. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    @pcolli

    I couldn’t have put it better myself. I included a cartoon with my letter depicting a burglar exiting a window around the corner (complete with mask, striped shirt, a cap and a bag marked swag while the copper is ranting at me as I’m dismounting my bike.
    The W.P.C. is looking at her watch, yawning.

    During last year’s riots, the ‘filth’ just stood around and watched. I have a friend who joined the force in Glasgow and apparently they hate having to call male members of the public ‘sir’.

  14. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    …I’m sure one or two aren’t bad though.

  15. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s that “beer gut” that Andy has developed, that’s the culprit!

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