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   templo SUD said, 5 months ago

   No, Andy, not that kind of organ. (I tried to donate blood yesterday, but something about minor scars and/or ingrown hairs on my arms prevented me from getting the needle.)
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   Andy could have used a different punch line – so could I but it would probably cause me to be put on vacation by the censors !
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   @Linguist

   Hey, can they put you on vacation if they just ‘read between the lines’?
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   Nobody would want Andy’s alcohol marinated organs anyway!
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   @Linguist
   I offered my body to science. they refused it
   today is a public holiday in MALTA,
   Republic day,when we changed a figurehead Brit governor to a figurehead Maltese president
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   Especially his overworked liver.
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   @beviek
   Hi kid
   no need to wish me a happy holiday. It’s a non event
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   I always feel a little spooked when they ask you at the Motor Vehicle Dept. if you’s like to be an organ donor. Do they know something I don’t about my future driving ?
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   William Pursell said, 5 months ago

   Sure an’ what’s the vicar goin’ to have played at services?
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    pcolli said, 5 months ago

    @

    Paper ones perhaps.
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    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    ИOMЯOM said, about 3 hours ago
    
    

    “No, Andy, not that kind of organ. (I tried to donate blood yesterday, but something about minor scars and/or ingrown hairs on my arms prevented me from getting the needle.)”
    

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    “That’s news to me! I’m only aware that you can’t give blood if you’ve received blood or had jaundice or hepatitis. Also if you’re a gay male which I feel is discriminant as Aids and other sexual diseases are more widely spread by hetrosexuals.”
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    afficionado said, 5 months ago

    @Number Three
    Starlet
    Sorry if I seem like an old mother hen
    But are you ok now?
    you had us worried
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    Mikeyj said, 5 months ago

    t took 3 guys to come up with that lame gag? And I don’t mean just ordinary lame, I’m talking Garfield lame!
    If Smythe were still alive, he’d never have approved it for publication.
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    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    @Mikeyj

    At least it’s a tad better than the empty ‘gag’ of hitting a copper with a beer can…
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    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    @Mikeyj

    Sandfan, me and many others know what you mean though!
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