Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, about 3 years ago

    Good morning friends . . .

    A problem with Doowee’s idea is that Doowee looks too heavy to stand on Wizer’s shoulders.

    Maybe . . . let’s see what happens this week and leave it at that, Oopsters.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 19 “The Savage Land of Promise”(3) 5/10/2013 Monday


    Panel One


    It was a shock when all those men and women of the TexComm security service came through the wormhole about a day after all the others. Somehow those super intelligent creatures of Earth 2 can activate their equipment over millions of miles away on the other side of Sol.


    Panel Two


    They were tested and no anomalies could be found in their psychology or physically. In fact they had the highest readings ever for human norms. Whatever happened there changed them on a cellular level. still waiting on the fNMRIs on their brain function to come back. How the other scientists argued with the military and the corporation TexComm itself. In the end the TexComm soldiers got their way and they were put on duty for the foot hold on yet another world. One without super-intelligent cryptid dinosaurs but much more life, and much more aggressive life than on Earth 1 and 2.
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    functioning Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Now we have a larger version of the last two panels from yesterday. Same subversion being hatched by evil minds.

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Person is best used when you don’t know the gender and since we have two it behooves us to acknowledge it.

  5. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, about 3 years ago

    So, if one or the other climbs out, how is the other one still in the Pit to get out? And wouldn’t the guard or some other person see them?

  6. SKJAM!

    SKJAM! GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    The qalls of The Pit have turned to a glassy substance.

  7. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 3 years ago

    If I was Wizer I wouldn’t trust him. If Doowee was sincere, he would suggest the more obvious course of action, ie. Wizer should stand on his shoulders instead. Wizer is smaller, older, and weaker.

  8. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 3 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    They were tested and no anomalies could be found in their psychology or physically.

    It should have read “found in *them psychologically…”*

    How many times must I say this before you finally get the message:

    Proofread, proofread,

    PROOFREAD BEFORE YOU POST!!!

  9. David1955

    David1955 said, about 3 years ago

    PC would be person with a mental disorder or a person who is developmentally delayed. The mystery is why is perSON any better than MAN or huMAN? PC is liberal stuff and is to be avoided. You see the PCers would never use the word “crazy”.

  10. cbrsarah

    cbrsarah said, about 3 years ago

    I’m not politically correct and I’ll use “crazy” if the situation fits.

  11. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, about 3 years ago

    So they are going to climb out of the pit, huh?

  12. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 3 years ago

    How about “huperson” and “hupersonity?” My favorite is “hyperson.”

  13. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 3 years ago

    Or I guess that should be “hypeople” since it’s spelled with an e rather than an a.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    PC is an amorphous dodge. Usually used by racists and sexists to be able to be themselves without recrimination.
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    Last that I saw Mr. , Mrs. and Miss are still in use.
    Sewer hole works best.
    Man is the subset of Woman. But women still have second place.
    PC be damned.

  15. TexMichael

    TexMichael said, about 3 years ago

    Yes David42, the obvious for the selfish, me out first. Oh, I weigh 3 times what you weigh, what is your problem. Definitely Doowee is not to be trusted!!!

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