Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 2 years ago

    Hoo, baby!

    Doowee is letting Guz and Wizer air their grievances?

    This ought to be good!

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 18 “The Everlasting Man-thing”(58) 5/9/2013 Thursday

    Panel One

    Everyone on the ground heard and some saw the destruction of the USAF F-22 and the strange wing-craft that did it from a hovering position. (Many cameras were used by people with cell phones and iPadds.) Then it moved on less like an air plane inland over the forested part of the island and more like a lighter than air craft with slowly flapping wings. One of the strangest sights to be seen that day. The SR-91 reported it too with pictures and digital camera and recordings.

    Panel Two

    “We’ve got problems,” Alley said.
    “A COTU craft is on its way here in less than an hour.” Jinx said again.
    “We may not survive it. WE only have our stunners.” Corinne added.

    Panel Three

    “Don’t forget, we have our brains too.” Alley told them pointing to his short haired cube looking head. Grinning at them. They both smiled in return.

  3. Seiko

    Seiko said, over 2 years ago

    Of course Guz is allowing. Lawyers have their ‘ways’. If you don’t kill them all they bring any society to a grinding halt. Or at least slow it down to a crawl. And you can’t kill them all.

    Testimony? Is there one, even one, altruistic and also impartial lawyer in the world? Sure many are altruistic, even humanitarians. But also unbiased and evenhanded enough to appreciate opposing viewpoints? Just one lawyer like that? I don’t think so!!!

  4. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 2 years ago

    So does this prove that lawyers are in fact the world’s oldest profession?

  5. Ken Twining

    Ken Twining said, over 2 years ago

    I think Guz will throw Doowee into the pit. That way, he can spend all the time he wants to with his “client” ….

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 2 years ago

    Wake me when this is over.

  7. James

    James said, over 2 years ago

    There must be a law in Moo that says you can impale attorneys on a spear…or several spears. Guz should create that law now. Next story, please.

  8. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    “Visit about him”? What language is that?

  9. Joseph Del Valle

    Joseph Del Valle said, over 2 years ago

    Yes, as an attorney, I really do often come to feel that “due process of law” is Swahili to most in the public (let alone our legislators and law enforcement personnel.)

  10. Ken

    Ken said, over 2 years ago

    @Joseph Del Valle

    Everybody hates you until they need you.

  11. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 2 years ago

    “We can visit about him on the way.” ????
    Is this a phrase used somewhere in America? Almost sounds like english translated from another language.

  12. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 2 years ago


    Gag me with a spoon.

  13. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, over 2 years ago


    Actually, lawyers do appreciate opposing viewpoints – - – just one at a time.

  14. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, over 2 years ago

    @Joseph Del Valle

    It is complex indeed. Yet one of the first things I had learned in law school was that a lawyer’s concern was not so much about justice, fairness, et al but to win his/her client’s case. Not that I like that sentiment, but that’s how it is.

    GOD willing, one day I, too, will pass the bar exam.

  15. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 2 years ago


    Actually, according to Shakespeare, killing all the lawyers would bring about anarchy — in other words THAT is what would “bring any society to a grinding halt,” because they were considered the last bastion of law and order. Killing all the lawyers was the first step in a master plan to overthrow the monarchy, as the context of Shakespeare’s famous (and infamously misquoted) line about killing all the lawyers clearly demonstrates!

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