Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 1 year ago

    Uh oh, Oopsters!

    This is definitely heating up!

    I’m excited! I really am!

  2. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 1 year ago

    Well, hopefully this lame sidetrack is coming to a quick end.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    I*Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 18* “The Everlasting Man-thing”(57) 5/8/2013 Wednesday


    Panel One


    The pilot of the F-22 first hails the bogie to tell them to vacate the area. No response. Her orders are to attack if they don’t follow the ultimatum. She first fires a missle which explodes but when the smoke clears she sees the bogie is still intact and an energy is seen glowing around it. “I see why it just sits there, won’t get hurt. We’ll see about that.” The pilot said to herself.


    Panel Two


    She comes around to fire more missles and use her cannon. She doesn’t get the chance when the hovering wing turns and fires blue bolts at her from depressed nose guns.


    Panel Three


    She can’t dodge the super-heated plasmoids which strikes and melts, vaporizes and detonates her ordinance and air craft structure as she pulls the lever.


    Panel Four


    Capt. Falco manages to eject just as her plane explodes in yellow, red an black. The dark red-wing moves on, ignoring the parachute, slowly flapping its serrated wings like some giant headless bird.

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Some excitement. Will he or won’t he toss Doowee into the pit with his client Wizer?
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    What about rescuing Lola and getting her back to Earth 2? Now that would make for an interesting story.

  5. TexMichael

    TexMichael said, over 1 year ago

    That is our Guz.

  6. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    @TexMichael

    And he has a point. Dowee isn’t even licensed to practice in Moo, and he doesn’t know the first thing about Moovian jurisprudence!

  7. Seiko

    Seiko said, over 1 year ago

    @legaleagle48

    A point indeed. But Guz will not be the first King to realize his point is not a good enough viz a viz a d—- lawyer.

  8. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 1 year ago

    That’s better. It’s about time Guz started acting like a king.

  9. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 1 year ago

    Doowee and Guz—what a great pair: attorney and a turkey!

  10. Dave

    Dave said, over 1 year ago

    yeah maybe we will see the first lawyer execution LOL

  11. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, over 1 year ago

    How can I send my ex wife’s lawyer to Moo?

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    “C’est l’etat!”

  13. Ken

    Ken said, over 1 year ago

    Exactly! Gus is Congress and the President combined. He makes the law and enforces it. Of course the lawyer can always challenge the law before the Supreme Court. Guess who is the Supreme Court.

  14. John  K

    John K said, over 1 year ago

    Ok, Guz….find this lawyer in contempt of court and toss him in the pit….and let him try to find a higher court to appeal to…

  15. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    UH-OH, now he’s about the throw DOWEE into the pit!

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