Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, 3 months ago

    For those who don’t get Alley Oop in their Sunday paper . . .

    Wizer’s in trouble now!

    Hugpouncies, All!

  2. Unca Scrooge

    Unca Scrooge said, 3 months ago

    @Rod Gonzalez

    You’ve only said that about 1,000 times now. It’s not true now and never has been but you’ll say it again next Monday.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    From grrr to growl. He had better say “Alley Oop” again!

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 17 “Deader Than Dead”(18) 2/18/2013 Monday


    Panel One


    Brucutu and his sanguine velociraptor partners next are sent to the haunted house in Maine where Alley and Lavainge had their terrifying experience with the sentient, ancient alien ghost-like creature. However after Alley and Lavainge left Dr. Tyler Tucker paranormalist and the mysterious Baroness von Clace stayed behind to run more tests.


    Panel Two


    In the intervening time Dr. Tucker and the Baroness (with her the detached ghost of her powerful occultist grand father the Baron von Clace hovering near) have since met unwanted visitors. H.A.M (Humans Against Magic) have arrived with their own sensors and weapons bothering them.


    The pale, pink-eyed white haired Brit tells Lex Luthor (that’s his name) to “bug off.” The cool, slim, deadly European Baroness tells Lex in several languages to also go “bugger himself with the nearest flame thrower” in so many ways.


    Panel Three


    Lex tells them, “I am within my rights to be here as a government agent.” Just as a strange lightning bolt hits near them.


    Panel Four


    Out of the smoking and crackling burned kudzu in where the bolt hit were the three vampires landed. Dr. Tucker knew what they were as did Lex Luthor of HAM. The ghostly Baron whispers into the Baroness ear “vampire” for her to understand.
    -
    H.A.M. is the govt organization that bothers Juniper Lee the Te Xuan Ze in Orchid Bay who defends the invisible magical world and its creatures all around us from harm.

  5. gkid

    gkid said, 3 months ago

    Yup; thought so.

  6. Larry

    Larry said, 3 months ago

    i think T-Rex might have OD’ed on the potion and has some unexpected side effects.

  7. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, 3 months ago

    He’s having withdrawals…LOL

  8. susanwobb

    susanwobb said, 3 months ago

    A bond that goes away when the drugs wear off? Yeah, that’ll work out well.

  9. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 3 months ago

    Those T-rexes will turn on you in a heartbeat!!

  10. WW2 Marine Veteran

    WW2 Marine Veteran said, 3 months ago

    I’m willing to wait to see what the Benders will come up with next.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @rollsroyce

    Then read it and it will go by easily. You may get interested in it instead becoming so weak.

  12. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 3 months ago

    Poor Wizzer. He went from master to potential h’orderve in under a minute. Will he be able to yell “Alley Oop” loude enought while running for hs life?

  13. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 said, 3 months ago

    If the T-Rex has shaken off the effects of Wizer’s “happy smoke”, yelling “Alley Oop!!” won’t help Wizer. Alley won’t hear him either as Alley has taken Dinny far off to get away from Wizer’s “happy smoke”.

  14. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, 3 months ago

    Good Morning Benders and all Slower day today. Has the
    Wizer used the words ‘Alley Oop’ to much, meaning stop
    what you are doing, So if the T-Rex is Grrrring relaxed then
    saying Alley Oop will cause him to stop that and return to his normal angry self or it could be as I stated before, the
    immunity to the potion is on display to the Wizer.

  15. billdi

    billdi said, 3 months ago

    sknnxxxx;….sunday…monday….same blah blah blah….

    the quality of this story does not bear repeating it, and for those willing to wait and see wait happens next, here’ a clue: nothing much!

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