Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 2 years ago

    Oh boy . . .

    Way to put your foot in your mouth, Alley.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 15 “House of the Worm”(118) 11/28/2012


    Panel One


    They make it outside and see bright flashes coming from the house and that rumbling fury of sound from the alien as it yells its thunderous fury. Lavainge records it.


    Panel Two


    They see Hank Kimball with an assault rifle come up to them a wild look in his eyes. “Did you see it, it is amazing!” He points to the mansion now alight with bright lights.


    Panel Three


    A military HUMVEE in Air Force colors pulls up and some Military Police get out along with Nobu McCarthy in her dark blue ops BDUs with the yellow “Sun Shine” logo on her shoulder. “What in hell is going on here?” she shouts, then she looks at the blue flashes coming from the mansion of secrets.
    “Oh my god.” she says stunned at it.


    Counting down to himself Dr. Tucker goes “3…2…1”


    Panel Four


    In the sub sub basement the PNE gun reaches zero on the count down firmly in the ecto-protoplasmic body of the ancient energy creature who killed the mega fauna when it arrived on earth 10,000 years ago and is now about to become extinct as well.
    Then the PNE gun explodes within.


    Panel Five


    The explosion magnifies the anti-ectoplasmic pulse like a neutron bomb only the energies make every ecton particle repulsively charged so they scatter without mind or body. What they all see, except for Nobu’s special vision, is the house exploding in a huge blue fireball but exploding up more than out.


    Panel Six


    Most of the dissolved horror flies up into the sky, for the normal sighted it has some blue spots of light and they get a light rain of bluish to clear ectoplasm but not too bad. Nobu sees a bigger light show and blue pin points floating down with the light slimy rain. The great onrush of blue energy goes on and on into the air like it is going into space.


    Panel Seven


    Crawling out of the grounds were all manner of animals including some unnatural ones, left overs from the house’s past, leaving its now lost safety. They immediately scuttle into the thick under brush and tangle of kudzu in seconds.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Well it seems that Jack wants Alley to be locked in a cell. Then the DHS will put him away without trial.

  4. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, over 2 years ago

    the security lady probably thinks they have a “car-bomb”

  5. Salvador Escalante

    Salvador Escalante said, over 2 years ago

    One way trip to Guantanamo!

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 2 years ago

    Ava should have given Alley some instructions before they came into the building.

  7. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t worry, Alley – you’re trial should come up in ten or eleven years.

  8. Ransom D Stone

    Ransom D Stone said, over 2 years ago

    NEVER SAY “Hi Jack” at a transportation terminal.

  9. Felix The Cat

    Felix The Cat said, over 2 years ago

    Whaddya mean I can’t say “bomb” in a government building? Bombombomb! Bombombabomb! Bombombomb! Bombombabom!

  10. billdi

    billdi GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    kinda funny — here we go with the misadventures of slapstick alley

  11. Justice22

    Justice22 said, over 2 years ago

    Grab a vine and swing out of there, Alley.

  12. Firebrand2

    Firebrand2 said, over 2 years ago

    Good morning Benders and all. It’s hard to comment positively on today’s strip since it seems very contrived. Alley has never called his axe anything but an “axe” and the security person came out of nowhere to overhear him. For once, the Benders have let us down.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Firebrand2

    You are new here. Some of us have seen it numerous times over the years. Hence my Alternate Alley Oop.

  14. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    " ..is the house exploding in a huge blue fireball"…



    Is this a Walker Texas Ranger episode ?

  15. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, over 2 years ago

    Good morning Benders and all . Alley should remember the old adage, ‘Loose lips sink ships’. It’s too soon to scare the
    security.

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