Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Wow! If I spoke to my elders with even 1 of Agnes’ 7 exclamation points…let’s just say I’d be more than a little sore.

  2. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, over 1 year ago

    @QuietStorm27

    Nowadays, children are not beaten that much. I was never beaten, either.

  3. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    How about you run that idea by a dentist or dental-assistant (such as one B. Glans of Calgary), Agnes? You’ll probably get a good half-hour lecture and THEN get same results as panel-3.

  4. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    @paha_siga

    Agnes isn’t either. She just ends up doing whatever she’s trying to get out of.

  5. Dan Jones

    Dan Jones said, over 1 year ago

    Floss grows in Montana. Just ask Frank Zappa.

  6. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, over 1 year ago

    If the EPA ate her for breakfast, then THEY would have to floss.

  7. CandO2666

    CandO2666 said, over 1 year ago

    @Dan Jones

    I love that song!

  8. Mai Griffin

    Mai Griffin GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I love her slippers…

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Being a concoction of sugar, jello needs to be flossed too.

  10. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 1 year ago

    @fishbulb239

    “If the EPA ate her for breakfast, then THEY would have to floss.”
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    Excellent point.
    That thought evaded me completely
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    Still, I imagine I would have a few more teeth if I had flossed after every meal, even Jello.
    (not down that badly, but every little bit or bite helps)

  11. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    “No, they would have to puke!!!”
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    Nope, they’re able to stomache quite a bit.
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    Happy unBirthday. 363 more to go

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    “Being a concoction of sugar, jello needs to be flossed too.”
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    You’ve never had sugar free Jello?
    Actually, flossing is to remove trapped food particles and I guess growing bacteria. Sugar dissolves and would not stay in her mouth.

  13. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, over 1 year ago

    @fishbulb239

    ..if the EPA had her for breakfast, THEY’D be in trouble with PETA

  14. Hunter7

    Hunter7 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I thought floss came from the webs of giants tree spiders. The bevy of spiders are kept corralled in deepest Amazonia where the nets on the trees cannot be seen from space.

  15. jay_arrr

    jay_arrr said, over 1 year ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    When it was obvious to my dentist I had been lax with flossage, he told me about the anaerobic (oxygen-“hating”) bacteria… apparently when one flosses, that split second of separation between the teeth allows oxygen to get to the crevices where those bacteria thrive, and kills them. so even with Agnes’s liquidish-diet food, flossage is a necessity. I honestly do try to do it monthly, at least. :-P

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