Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 said, 8 months ago

    Thanks Tony, I learned a new word today!

    “Rotely”: By rote, in rote fashion; machine-like. (from Wiktionary)

    Agnes’ brain is like a well oiled machine. That is, if the machine is broke down.

  2. gmforde

    gmforde said, 8 months ago

    Love the word “rotely”. I think Agnes must be suffering from a lack of something better to do.

  3. rshive

    rshive said, 8 months ago

    Relax Agnes. You’ll get to the “D” section of the book before too long.

  4. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 8 months ago

    Agnes, you’d be better off if you just put that dictionary on your head to improve your posture.

  5. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 8 months ago

    Dictionary.

  6. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 8 months ago

    With this goal in mind and considering the current rate of progress, Agnes has no excuse for being bored for the next 137 years.

  7. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 8 months ago

    by rote takes time. How about just ’winging it!"? Open a page. Any page. Pick one word… and use it all day.
    .
    ok. my method means repeats and will take an estimated 392 years.(tossing out all the a, to, the, and such) Does Agnes have that much time?

  8. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 8 months ago

    I thought Trout might be asking for a definition of “practical”!

    Smiley

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    @jimmyh43105

    More of a portmanteau or fusion of two words then redaction. Remote and rote into rotely.

  10. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, 8 months ago

    @jimmyh43105

    She and Trout work together like an oily machine, just like Larry and his brother Darrell and his other brother Darrell

  11. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 8 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Oh you had fun there.
    .
    I’ve seen a very nice prtmanteau for sale. My tastes must be expensive, either that or the only places that sell the very good ones are very dear.

  12. Jane Roxanne Beamon

    Jane Roxanne Beamon said, 8 months ago

    @jimmyh43105

    I would have said “…had a screw loose.”

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