9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 18, 2015
Transcript:
Amos: I will never know another person who will even approach your serene loveliness in aspect, in temperament, in thought, in action. you are sweeter than any blossom on earth. I wish, more than anything, to kiss you, sipping your beauty from your brow to your toes, over the entire map of your body, insatiable, caressing, besotted. Edda: Why did you just stick a bar of soap in your mouth? Amos: Iff wav a weefwex.