9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 17, 2015
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Edda: what are you scratching at? Amos: A spot on my chest I got it when I was 13. Woman: mr. van housen, stand up straight! Don't slouch! Amos: Yes, your holy moliness. Edda: You got that from the intensity of her gaze? Amos: My chest hair still won't grow in that spot. I think it's afraid.