9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 16, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: I'm glad I got twinkly and rocky out of the smuckling brother's hands, but it bothers me that they can lavish so much abuse on an animal, and not even notice when she's been stolen. Man: Has it ever occured to you that dwight and orv are just jerks? Man: Dr. spockett? I'm sheriff furch. Woman: Yes? Man: Dwight and orv smuckling have filed a complaint against you for stealing their cow. Man: Tell me if these cuffs are too tight. Man: there. now are you happy?