9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 17, 2013
Transcript:
Man: you've got the wrong person, sheriff. I stole that cow from the smuckling brothers. Woman: He did not! I led the cow along with her calf and a barn cat. I'm a hardened criminal! Man: I stole her! I carried her to this barn! woman: you were an innocent dupe! you'd do anything at the promise of my body! I led you, painting, astray! Man: now see here! man: They're hindering police business, sheriff. you want me to pistol whip them? Man: Shut up, deputy, and maybe i'll let you run the siren.