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Jun 18, 2004
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"Um... Hi, Mary."
 "Oh, this is getting ridiculous."
 "If you'd stop objectifying me, and for once see me for who I am, this puppy-like adoration would drop like a lead weight."
 "You're right!  Once I disregard your breathtaking loveliness, what remains is an amalgam of strident, loathsome character flaws."
 "What could I have been thinking?"
 "That was a snap."
 "Shut up."
Jun 20, 2004
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