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Jun 17, 2004
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"How was your date?"
 "Succinct."
 "Succinct?"
 ?He began by speculating as to how many 'bases' he might round with me over the course of the evening.... I countered by hypothesizing on how hard I'd have to pitch to make his trachea stick to the ceiling."
 "An attention grabber."
 "It effectively abolished the baseball metaphor."
Jun 19, 2004
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