9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 08, 2000

Transcript:

A man asks Amos: "What're you lookin' at?!" Amos answers: "Basically, a drooling, malevolent buffoon who mauls passers- by but can't wrestle a preposition from the end of a sentence." Amos' glasses and shoes are flying in the air. Edda is supporting Amos. He tells her: "Up he beat me."