9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 09, 2000

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Gran asks Juliette: "Are you off for your date?" Juliette is dressed in an elegant outfit. Juliette puts on her coat and says: "Yep...I'm made up, my hair is colored, my eyebrows are plucked, my facial hair is removed, my armpits are dry, my breath is sweet, my legs are shaved, and I exude musk." Juliette says: "I'm every man's dream..." Juliette continues: "...A complete deception." Gran replies: "In my day, it was going Dutch."