I remember one year in school when my parents bought me a number 3 pencil. I kept ripping through my papers. The teacher asked me why I was pushing so hard. I said that I wasn’t. He asked me to show him my pencil. He noticed that it was a number 3 and not a number 2. So he made me get new ones. I grew up poor so I wasn’t sure I could get more. I did fortunately. The teacher checked the next day.
“But we just think you’re better at being a solid number two.” If I didn’t see the pencil, that statement could easily refer to something very different.
That is one of the problems with American business. If you aren’t scrambling UP the corporate ladder, then you lack ambition, are lazy and there is something “wrong” with you.
Wanting to stay in a supporting role isn’t good enough anymore.
Geez…how old is that Boss Pen? I remember my grandmother using that style of pen, and that was over 60 years ago!…(and I recall playing with it once cuz it had a little pump lever on it, and ink squirted all over a letter she had just written. She wasn’t in the room at the time, so I just gently laid the pen down on the ink and went to my room. Whew…there… I finally confessed 62 years later. Now I can get a good night’s sleep!)
SHIVA about 1 month ago
So, is he being lined out??!!
TStyle78 about 1 month ago
I remember one year in school when my parents bought me a number 3 pencil. I kept ripping through my papers. The teacher asked me why I was pushing so hard. I said that I wasn’t. He asked me to show him my pencil. He noticed that it was a number 3 and not a number 2. So he made me get new ones. I grew up poor so I wasn’t sure I could get more. I did fortunately. The teacher checked the next day.
ObiJoan about 1 month ago
2B or not 2B
Doug K about 1 month ago
A Number 2 is … not too hard … and not too soft … It’s just right.
mindjob about 1 month ago
A solid number 2 should be left in the toilet
gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
“But we just think you’re better at being a solid number two.” If I didn’t see the pencil, that statement could easily refer to something very different.
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
Would a mechanical #2 pencil have a better shot at advancement? (Maybe they can just erase this evaluation and start over)
goboboyd about 1 month ago
There’s no substitute for Erasers on the ground to get things done.
dflak about 1 month ago
That is one of the problems with American business. If you aren’t scrambling UP the corporate ladder, then you lack ambition, are lazy and there is something “wrong” with you.
Wanting to stay in a supporting role isn’t good enough anymore.
wongo about 1 month ago
Meanwhile we will “pencil” you in for the next promotion.
purepaul about 1 month ago
The boss sees itself as a true fountain of wisdom. Sadly he is incapable of erasing any errors of judgement.
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 month ago
That was me. I wanted no part of the Boss Responsibility. Just wanted to do my job, make him happy and go home. Less stress.
P51Strega about 1 month ago
That boss has more than a few blots on his own record.
ladykat about 1 month ago
A haven’t seen a fountain pen in ages.
P51Strega about 1 month ago
Sorry Pencil, we don’t believe you th’ink enough.
ElwoodP about 1 month ago
Some folks desire a solid Number Two.
Bellboy about 1 month ago
‘You are no longer my pen pal’
jasonsnakelover about 1 month ago
But do you know?
opus1001 about 1 month ago
Not to put too fine a point on it…
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s a pointed remark.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He’s just not the write fit.
Geophyzz about 1 month ago
We needed an extremely sharp point, with sandpaper on a 6h or harder.
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Not to make too fine a point here…
sobrown51 about 1 month ago
Glad to see no one has made a joke about solid number 2’s.
guitarpicker56 about 1 month ago
Just stay sharp!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
Pencil me in as a hard 3.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
And always has great penmanship.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
He has a point.
LrdSlvrhnd about 1 month ago
“Oh, you want a solid number two from me? I can arrange that…”
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
It’s a ball point pen company but the boss is still a fountain pen. Time to use your eraser.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
Geez…how old is that Boss Pen? I remember my grandmother using that style of pen, and that was over 60 years ago!…(and I recall playing with it once cuz it had a little pump lever on it, and ink squirted all over a letter she had just written. She wasn’t in the room at the time, so I just gently laid the pen down on the ink and went to my room. Whew…there… I finally confessed 62 years later. Now I can get a good night’s sleep!)