"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
He needs to buy a new flapper
The LAL test is very important to medical science. That you, horseshoe crab!
If it’s Opposite Day, give her the 25c and say it’s worthless
Monterey cypress on the west coast, north of Monterey seems to get lots of wind and look spectacular
No need to go anywhere else, Dr. has you covered
Maybe it’s just passing gas after a big lunch
Throw some hamburger in the pan, chop it up, add BBQ sauce and viola, Sloppy Joes
Swanson TV dinners
Only one of them is using his billions to try to make the world a better place, the rest are just buying luxury yachts
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana