It’s mostly due to my ENSLAVEMENT, represented by these shackles YOU and others like you consider to be “bracelets”.
Always? You only get three wishes unless one of those wishes is for more/unlimited wishes.
It doesn’t take a genie-ius to see his issue
I love my container to be rubbed.
It’s my job dummy! Want to tell me you three wishes?
Reminds me I still miss Robin Williams
That’s why genies are famous for granting the exact wish, but in a way it makes things worse (like asking for great beauty and receiving it in the form of looking like a beautiful dog).
“It’s a curse. It all started in grade school, when they made me learn cursive writing.”
Wait? Do you want me to GRANT you this 1 answer?
Wulff & Morgenthaler