Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 16, 2020

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    donnieitaly2  over 3 years ago


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    DaveG1960  over 3 years ago

    Has to get the money either by cashing in…..or dying…..

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a “claim” processed!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Agent realized payout if the guy died would be much higher than the current cash value and decided to cut his potential losses.

    Never been different. My dad paid a nickel a week on a policy for decades from 1935. Mom received a really nice surprise from the payout. Had he cashed it in early, result would have been peanuts.

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    bryan42  over 3 years ago

    Old joke that I believe I first saw in BC some 50 years ago: Agent: Life insurance is a bet by the company that you’ll live to a ripe old age. Client: What happens if I die young? Agent: You win!

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    Yes they don’t want that, an early payout.

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    Craig Westlake  over 3 years ago

    Insurance is an odd game; to win you have to lose…

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    heathcliff2  over 3 years ago

    Probably saved the company some money.

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