Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    A good seller should never contradict his customer, especially if the customer can hit him.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Open mouth, insert foot.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Dangerous to provoke Blanche. She can call on untold powers.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    A tactful way of saying, “ Who the hell are you kidding, you old bat?”

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She’ll give his nose back if he asks nicely.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    One for each toe…

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    Printer  over 4 years ago

    https://youtu.be/jmxSWM8tjQI

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Good answer.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Being fat doesn’t necessarily affect shoe size

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