Sung to the tune of “Deep in the Heart of Texas” (full disclosure- I borrowed “fart of Texas” from cartoonist Kevin Necessary):
Ted Cruz ain’t bright, but always “Right” (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He said goodbye so he could fly (clap, clap, clap, clap) Creep went afar from Texas.
The big buffoon went to Cancun (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He just came back when press attacked (clap, clap, clap, clap) He isn’t smart for Texas!
Sung to the tune of “Deep in the Heart of Texas” (full disclosure- I borrowed “fart of Texas” from cartoonist Kevin Necessary):
Ted Cruz ain’t bright, but always “Right” (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He said goodbye so he could fly (clap, clap, clap, clap) Creep went afar from Texas.
The big buffoon went to Cancun (clap, clap, clap, clap) He is the fart of Texas.
He just came back when press attacked (clap, clap, clap, clap) He isn’t smart for Texas!