Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 14, 2005
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Creationists Challenge the Teaching of Water's Freezing Point Religious activists held a news conference to promote their demand that schools stop teaching that water freezes at 32º F. Man #1: Look at this textbook! There's no mention that this 32º freezing point is just a theory! Man #2: This is the result of the anti-religion intellectual elites radical secular agenda. Man: This 32º THEORY is full of holes! Inf act, these "32 Degree-ers" can't disprove that GOD simply makes it SEEM EXACTLY LIKE water freezes at 32º! He's tricky that way. Man: What can be their objection if textbooks say, "Some militant secularists BELIEVE that water freezes at 32º. The enlightened knows that water freezes WHENEVER GOD WANTS IT TO!" Man: This transition from WATER to ICE is too complex to happen naturalistically at some random temperature. The creationists found unlikely support among students in China and India. Student: Yes, America, we would like very much if you would teach your children religious dogma instead of science. We'd like their jobs.
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