Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 15, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug Yet Another Giant Monster Comic by Ruben Bolling Menace From the Deep From the murky depths, it came without warning! Monster: Prepare for death, surface-dwellers! Government forces swiftly devised a plan! We will launch jet fighters to flummox and confuse the titanic monstrosity! But the opposing party bitterly objected! Man: We must set up GROUND TROOPS, with tanks and artillery, to vex the beast from BELOW! This led to a fierce counterattack. Radio Host: To question our plan against this threat is UNAMERICAN -- and possibly TRAITOROUS! But the unbowed opposition retaliated with equal fury! Television Reporter: Could Senator Hall's support of air power have anything to do with his investment in Airdefense, Inc.? The battle raged on. Man #1: Your party's last president set the tone for the NEED for jet fighters! Man #2: Nonsense! As fully documented on my web-log... Meanwhile, in a brilliant marine biologist's laboratory... Woman: Didn't you say you had a serum that could defeat the monster? Scientist: Oh, I'm not getting involved in THAT political storm!