The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 10, 2012
Jr: "watchdog barking, do he bite? L=Kill my landlord kill my... teacher: NO NO NO NO NO!! You're not reading back enough!! whats wrong with you? aren't you black? If you're such an expert why don't you show me? I would but the stipulation of my work probation keeps me from donning blackface for another 3 months!!